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#badvertising
"Make Your Boobs Jealous!": Reebok's "EasyTone" Ad Campaign Is An Epic Fail
Hey ladies, is there anything sexier than the blatant objectification of women? Reebok certainly doesn't think so, as evidenced by their horrendous "EasyTone" sneaker commercials, which drew the attention of several of our readers, and not in a good way. More » -
#snapjudgment
"Titus Pullo, Sir. Late Of The Thirteenth."
[Los Angeles, November 21. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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#snlroundup
Celebrities Turn Up To Help Joseph Gordon-Levitt Deliver A Decent Episode Of SNL
Last night's Saturday Night Live was a vast improvement over the disastrous January Jones episode that aired last week, as host Joseph Gordon-Levitt and the writers stepped things up a bit to make us laugh, as did...Dave Matthews?! More » -
#dirtbag
Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down
- Jon Gosselin attempted to make peace with Kate Gosselin at a divorce arbitration hearing yesterday by bringing roses to the courtroom. Kate turned them down, "but in the end it all came together and concluded on a happy note." [People]
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#clips
Palin 2012: SNL Gives Us A Terrifying Glimpse Of A Palin Presidency
Capitalizing on the success of both 2012 and the Sarah Palin Going Rogue publicity blitz, Saturday Night Live created a movie trailer that encapsulates all of our worst fears: Palin 2012. The Apocalypse awaits, and it wears Bumpits. - Yesterday - November 21, 2009
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#snllivethread
Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!
Let's hope tonight's episode, featuring host Joseph Gordon-Levitt and the Dave Matthews Band, is an improvement over last week's fairly disastrous January Jones episode. Will JGL get things back on track? Will Tina Fey make an appearance? Let's find out. -
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#badvertising
Kay Jewelers Has Decided To Give Us The Creepiest Commercial Of All Time For The Holidays
It is not unusual for jewelry stores to push diamond rings and necklaces as "the perfect holiday gift." It is unusual, however, for said jewelry stores to set their romantic holiday ad in the middle of a horror movie. More » -
#weekendwarriors
Saturday Night Social
Once again, it's time for our Saturday Night Social. Don't forget: we're also having an SNL live thread tonight, so come on back and watch the (hopefully decent) show with your fellow commenters. Or just hang here, if you please. More » -
#notablequotable
Rihanna On Chris Brown: "I Really Hope Young Men Can Learn From It"
"Even more than the girls, the men really need to learn from it," Rihanna tells The Guardian about her assault by Chris Brown, "Because everyone's focusing on the women, but the problem isn't the women." [Guardian] -
#snapjudgment
Betty Draper Is Clearly Not A Member Of The Wolf Pack
[Los Angeles, November 20. Image via Getty.]
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#lawandorder
Prosecutor In Amanda Knox Trial Pushes For Life In Prison
After seven hours of closing arguments, the prosecutor in the Amanda Knox trial has rested his case, stating that he believes Knox and her ex-boyfriend, Rafael Sollecito, should both spend life in prison should they be convicted of murder. More » -
#keepingupwiththejones
Liz Jones Turns In Her "Recession Woes" Piece, But Will It Change Anything?
After realizing her insane spending habits, which include a "£26,000 bat sanctuary," are to blame for her enormous debts, Liz Jones decided to try to live on £64.30 (or roughly $106) per week...and she actually learned something. Sort of. More » -
#badvertising
Ladies, It's Your Fault That The Perverted Bubbles In Your Shower Exist
The folks at Method soap believe that you deserve to know everything about the chemicals you place in your shower. And if you don't, well, then you deserve to be sexually harassed by a group of perverted bubbles. More » -
#videobreakdown
Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
Oh, dear. Jennifer Lopez's new video, "Fresh Out The Oven," is now online and seems to take much of its inspiration from Leighton Meester's sexyface crapfest of a few weeks ago, "Somebody To Love." Let's break it down, shall we? More » -
#twihards
Taylor Lautner And His Army Of Woo Girls Blow Edward Cullen Off The Stage
While telling Jimmy Kimmel about his workout routine for New Moon Taylor Lautner let it slip that he needed to put "something in [his] mouth every two hours." Upon hearing this, the audience completely lost their minds. More » -
#dirtbag
Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
- A source claims that Taylor Lautner has proposed to Taylor Swift. The source was last spotted running down the street screaming, "It's true! Now stay away from Bella! You're ruining everything! Team Edwaarrrrddd!" Not really. But maybe? [ShowbizSpy]
- Friday - November 20, 2009
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#clips
Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
- Last night, one of the four buses in Miley Cyrus' tour caravan swerved off the road in Virginia and crashed. The driver was killed, and one other person was injured.
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#tweetbeat
Eli Roth Attempts Glitter Vampire Look
Today in Tweet Beat, Eli Roth doesn't recommend glitter for men, Martha Stewart parties with Diddy, and Jon Favreau cuts his hair with a Flowbee. More »
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#fashionshow
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Speaks For Itself
You want pageantry? You want SEXXXY? At the Victoria's Secret fashion show, you'll get it, along with a touch of Lil' Abner, a jot of Xanadu, and a whole lotta weird - whether you want it or not. More »
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#fashionshoah
Inflight Mag Apologetic Over Holocaust Memorial Fashion Shoot
EasyJet has apologized for a fashion shoot at the Berlin Holocaust Memorial that appeared in their inflight magazine. So much for all that academic handwringing about the aestheticization of the Holocaust. More » -
#xxx
On Leaving Porn, Smiling.
Porn star Penny Flame is now Jennie Ketcham, a transition she's documenting: More »
