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12/25/09
www.kiva.org
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12/25/09
I've decided I will play this thing until it breaks for good. I spent $200, and now actually have games to play, and NOW it wants to be finicky? Bish plz.
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12/25/09
I haven't actually bought many games in the year I've had it. When I bought it, I was able to purchase M rated games. Now I am......but I have no photo ID. .< Plus Money. :/
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12/25/09
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12/25/09
I'm totally psyched, she'll be living with her sister and we won't have to worry about her so much -- she's been jobless for over a year now.
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12/25/09
I am in a bit of a funk myself but I'm hoping it will lift. I am sitting in front of a roaring fire, and I have no annoying relatives coming over tonight, so I'm keeping everything in perspective.
My mom made the one kind of dessert she knows I will not eat, and didn't tell me so I didn't have a chance to make something myself. Such a small stupid thing, but by god, I'd like to eat something yummy and sweet after dinner tonight, and now there is nothing.
Also, the after Christmas sale commercials are pissing me off - Hurry hurry hurry to buy stuff before Christmas, and hurry hurry hurry to buy stuff after Christmas!!! Enough already.
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12/25/09
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Merry Christmas to those jezzies who celebrate!
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12/25/09
Amount of shelf space Wynn has- 0.
Hmmm.
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12/25/09
The Running Man
Bag of Bones
Wuthering Heights
Emma
Persuasion
Northanger Abbey
Leaves of Grass and other Poems (Both First edition and Death-Bed Edition)-
Vanity Fair
Under the Dome
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12/25/09
And also, I'm sorry, but that is SUCH a dick move on the part of your husband. He really couldn't have waited?
Not only do I give you leg hugs, I also give you lots of wine, chocolate, expensive cheese and fleur de sal ice cream.
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12/25/09
by Newsbunny
Twas the night before Christmas
And inside my uterus
Not a thing was moving
Like a sleeping stegasaurus
The uterine lining was sitting
Waiting for an egg
And a sperm to meet
To mix and impregnate
I in my jammies
And sweetie in his pants
Had just settled our brains
For a long winter's nap
When all of a sudden
There came such a cramp
I opened my eyes
And switched on the lamp
There stood Santa
Just arrived; soon to go
And my chagrin
He left me Aunt Flo
A visitor both welcome
And also despised
I popped in a tampon
And then closed my eyes
I heard Santa exclaim
As he few out of sight
'Another ten years
And she'll be gone, all right!'
*******
Merry Christmas, kids.
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12/25/09
Happy holidays!!
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12/25/09
Anyway, Merry Christmas. If we can be ungrateful little wenches for a moment, what was the worst gift you got? And what was the best?
My best gift -- a massage. I about melted when I saw it. It really is exactly what I need.
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12/25/09
current craft fever dictates.
this year, I got some strange crafty gilded scroll thingie with a carousel horse painted on it.
I'm 40 years old. I don't know what to do with this save for dropping it off at the local thrift store like I've done with most everything else she's given me.
This is the reason my mother can NEVER visit me - she'll wonder where all her gifts are and i'll feel awful.
My mother is the same type of woman who makes a little "doll" out of those cone shaped air fresheners
and tells me to put it on the back of the toilet "it'll make your bathroom smell great and people won't know why" oh, mother, yes, yes they WILL know why.
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12/25/09
Why, I don't know.
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12/25/09
I think she's learning. I recieved NO tacky Xmas decorations this year, Thank God. I've spent the last ten years dropping broad hints about how I have my OWN home, and how I like to decorate it myself.
We're getting there.
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12/25/09
WORST: Once an ex-boyfriend bought me a ticket to a college bowl game...I love college football, but this was between his alma mater and a school I didn't care about, on New Year's Day, 2008.
I'd said a couple months before I was going to skip the game and he was like OK. (The tickets were expensive, I didn't really want to drive 13 hours each way to Florida and back to sleep on some dude's apartment floor, and I wanted to spend my New Year's Eve with my roommates, who were doing some really fun stuff!) Ex-BF's friends were going to the game, so it wasn't like he didn't have anyone to hang with.
So he bought me the ticket and I felt like I had to go, I guess. And I did. The only bright spot was seeing Ex-BF's school blow a 14-point lead and lose in the last 3 minutes of the game. The whole thing just struck me as really inconsiderate--I'd made plans to hang with my friends! He knew it!
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12/25/09
I'm a monkey girl, myself.
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12/25/09
Me and the BF made it out yesterday after all. The majority of the time was fun. The alcohol helped.
I hope you all have a wonderful day, no matter what you're doing. Well, maybe not if you're kicking bunnies and slaughtering homeless people.
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